The Lovesong Writer

I am cow, hear me moo.
I weigh twice as much as you,
And I look good on the barbecue.
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's,
Made from liquid from my udders.
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo!

I am cow, eating grass.
Methane gas comes out my ass,
And out my muzzle when I belch.
Oh the ozone layer is thinner,
From the outcome of my dinner.
I am cow, I am cow, I've got gas.

I am cow, here I stand,
Far and wide upon this land.
And I am living everywhere,
From B.C. to Newfoundland.
You can squeeze my teats by hand.
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow.

I am cow, I am cow, I am cow.

I Am Cow by Arrogant Worms

4:20 pm;
Still waiting for you-